Soap Opera Boys

If hangovers didn’t exist my blackass

would have died of alcohol poisoning

                  at age 8

NEW $<O<B SHIT COMING AS SOON AS FUCKING SOUNDCLOUD DECIDES TO WORK

Emailed my last Mid-Term

Time to make some porn

ALL I WANNA DO IS MAKE MUSIC< I’M LIKE MARKY MARK IN BOOGIE NIGHTS

BUT INSTEAD OF THE 80’s AND

CHANGING PORN TRENDS STOPPING ME FROM MAKING PORN

I HAVE FUCKING MIDTERMS STOPPING ME FROM BEING AN S>O>B

Not if I see you first 

The Soap Opera Boys came flying in on a three headed Pterodactyl

Now we are here to stay

We feature the finest in late-night sexually charged  thunder